Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A day in the life of Bob the Accountant

Meet Bob




Bob is an accountant. He was inspired by the other tax accountants in my life. Here is he is at the computer.







He lived like a normal man








He cooked some breakfast










And then ate it







He drove to work








And he WORKED







Then he would pack up and come home







In Fact he would drive home, much like he drove to work, but in a different direction.












He would enjoy an afternoon snack












And Answer the calls of nature






Oh sorry Bob, excuse me.







He was environmentally friendly, in fact he was thinking about going green









And he loved himself a good book









Bob always valued the importance of a good workout






Bob is also a great appreciator of music


















At night he cozies up in his monkey blanket with his remote








Weekends were a real treat in Bob's world







Hiking was a passion





Fishing, or at least dreaming of fishing





Gardening the necessity



He loved games, and especially loved playing with the kids, even when they looked at him with disdain and loathing.



The struggle of Bob's life occurred every time the beginning of the year came around. Tax season is a beast. The kind of beast that causes those horror flick shrieking noises...EEK EEK EEK. Then came April 15th though. Bob felt so much relief he jumped for joy. Tragically, he jumped so high he head came into contact with a bat and his guts came flying out. Bob really was made of money because in fact he was a pinata stuffed full of gold coins. He will be missed. Don't worry though I saved his face as a memory.





There will always be this memory of Bob, the tax accountant pinata. You truly lived.



2 comments:

Jill_ums said...

Ha, ha! Sue, you are amazing! I loved it!!! Poor Bob. At least you got something out of him, eh?

Josh and Anna said...

Very cute! My favorite part was the disdain and loathing:)