Meet Bob
Bob is an accountant. He was inspired by the other tax accountants in my life. Here is he is at the computer.
He lived like a normal man
He cooked some breakfast
And then ate it
He drove to work
And he WORKED
Then he would pack up and come home
In Fact he would drive home, much like he drove to work, but in a different direction.
He would enjoy an afternoon snack
And Answer the calls of nature
Oh sorry Bob, excuse me.
He was environmentally friendly, in fact he was thinking about going green
And he loved himself a good book
Bob always valued the importance of a good workout
Bob is also a great appreciator of music
At night he cozies up in his monkey blanket with his remote
Weekends were a real treat in Bob's world
Hiking was a passion
Fishing, or at least dreaming of fishing
Gardening the necessity
He loved games, and especially loved playing with the kids, even when they looked at him with disdain and loathing.
The struggle of Bob's life occurred every time the beginning of the year came around. Tax season is a beast. The kind of beast that causes those horror flick shrieking noises...EEK EEK EEK. Then came April 15th though. Bob felt so much relief he jumped for joy. Tragically, he jumped so high he head came into contact with a bat and his guts came flying out. Bob really was made of money because in fact he was a pinata stuffed full of gold coins. He will be missed. Don't worry though I saved his face as a memory.
There will always be this memory of Bob, the tax accountant pinata. You truly lived.
